May 2008
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For Dunkin’, a Tempest in an Iced-Coffee Cup →
I spent almost two years of my life systematically going through Dunkin Donuts webmetrics on a regular basis and for the first time in my life, I miss it. Thanks Michelle Malkin.
This post is half kidding, but I’m not going to link to the batshit crazy of Malkin. I seriously thought she went away after she broke up with Fox News.
Insight into the Male Mind: the Wii Fit Edition
So a cheeky guy records a video of his girlfriend playing Wii Fit and uploads it to YouTube. Instantly, the video gets 700k views in a matter of days. Digg picks the story up and the nerds go insane, they Digg it 9k+ times and the nerds provide excellent insight into the male mind.
I emailed the link to my wife and she said “She looks eerily like myself”. Guess who is...
I am so Korean.
Catch Up of Fascinating Things
Reggie Love is Obama’s ‘Take. Care. Of. Stuff’ guy. NYT
“The more women I seduced, the more often I could escape my loser identity and become the super-cool cyber Casanova I thought I deserved to be.” NYT
“Dating gang member ups pregnancy rate” UPI
Wonderful Things
I can not vouch for these products yet but they seem amazing.
Alka-Seltzer Wake-Up Call Effervescent Tablets
Larry Craig Bobblefoot Doll
Air Conditioning. It’s an ad for Air Conditioning.
Kawaii + Lockheed Martin's Multirole Fighter
Kawaii is fantastic. Videogames allow Kawaii to be even more fantastic. Like this prestine example, fly a F-16C with adorable Idolmaster Mami graphics. Take that reality.
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What the Intertubes taught me today:
There is no law against incest in Korea.
There is a law against adultry in Korea. Which is unusual in non-Muslim countries.
47 people were put behind bars out of 1,200 indicted adulters (3.9%).
Ok So-ri claimed a “loveless husband” with “sex 10 times in our 11 years of marriage.”
Park Chul countered with the previous statement being “Ninety-eight percent...
it"s a whizzin shame
It was a nice weekend but so many whizzin shames.
Another heartbreak in Boston (Cleveland Plain Dealer). If I had a Celtics jersey, I would have burnt it yesterday.
I still haven’t caught Battlestar Galactica because it isn’t on Hulu. Later, I realized I could torrent it. I’m such a genius. Must find time to watch it.
The best travesty was while I was wating for the...
The First Annaul Fierce Awards
Smile with your eyes, right now. do it do it do it do it are you doing it ? are you doing it ? doing it ? im not feeling it i need to feel it i want to feel the wind in your hair and your standing there feel it ok y’all whack.
-Tyra hosting the first Annual Fierce Awards
This is funny like watching a car crash into a brick wall.
Things I've bought
It has Snake Eyes and weapon firing sounds. Awesome.
Living life to the fullest.
Grand Theft Auto 4 has been on my to-do list for a long, long time because like Gran Turismo 5, GTA4 is a practical way to live life to the fullest. By fullest, I mean repetitively pushing buttons on a Playstation 3 controller at 1am while eating cold buffalo chicken pizza. But, aren’t life lessons better learned when they are simulated on your television? So let’s see what we can...
English Speaking TV has nothing on Telemundo
For instance, cellphones are prominently featured in a new telenovela, “Sin Tetas No Hay Paraíso” in English, “Without Breasts, There is No Paradise.” A particular company’s cellphone could “become a character” in the series, Mr. Rodriguez said, as the human characters “use it for texting, for getting information, as opposed to its just sitting on a table.”
From the NYT
I realize its a...
It's a shame the BBC isn't a cheap whore.
The BBC reported all too seriously today that Europeans get drunk ‘to have sex.’ While the article has many striking statistics and choice quotes,
A third of 16 to 35-year-old men and 23% of women questioned said they drank to increase their chance of sex.
it lacks amusing infographics. Since the BBC is classy, I will do the work for you, USA Today style. Zing!
With bar graphs,...
its a (speed) trap!
If I were a superstar hustler and international rap artist, I would most certainly get caught in a speed trap. I would also probably have a nice lady friend with me in the passenger seat and I would definitely drive like the banshee devil was chasing after my soul.
However, I am not a hustler rap star. Therefore having JOHNNY WON blazing in vinyl across the top of a windshield or pushing a...
WatchStephen Colbert and Rain (비)
Never in my life would I have imagined this double decker sandwich. He even drives a Shelby Cobra, WTF.
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Because I am a stupid, simple person.
Lee Young-hee’s beautiful iGoogle Theme makes me not want to do anything but go to my Google homepage. Clearly, Google is insidiously evil.
A Massive Problem from Yahoo! Answers
This is fantastic. It’s nice to know that my problems are trivial compared to other people’s incredible problems. Felicity H puts herself out there.
Is my boyfriend a sicko? My boyfriend makes me take a very long cold shower before we make love. Then I have to lie on the bed very still, I can’t even shiver. I love him but I think I will die of cold eventually. PS My...
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The Candy Shop
Madonna’s sugar is raw. Did you know that? I do. I have Hard Candy. It’s a good pop album, the lyrics are catchy and Pharrel and Timbaland produced most of the rhythmic beats. However, I noticed that Madonna is running a Candy Shop. I don’t know if Madonna or Pharrel are aware of this but 50 Cent also has a Candy Shop. There can only be one. While Madonna offers a “one...
Massive Dissapointment from Yahoo! Answers
Sometimes, Yahoo! Answers is a massive disasppointment. How can people be so heartless and unhelpful? It is a travesty that no one has helped this person after almost 48 hours. Travesty.
How do i tell my boyfriendthat i am ready to have sex?
my boyfriend is *up* like ready for alot of stuff. and he said he would wait until im ready to have sex. and im ready. :D lol what do i tell him? and...
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From the Geniuses at Yahoo! Answers (Part III)
Often I’ve sat in the office and asked co-workers to grab me something while I mingle with YouTube and get friendly with the social (it’s for research). Fortunately for all of us, The Future Mrs. Dr. McCain, ND8™ is using Yahoo! Answers to resolve a similar situation that can only be answered with the magic of croudsourcing.
When I give you $7 I expect you to bring me back 7 double...