August 2008
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Aug 1st
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This is what happens when you hang out with your...
via SMS
Johnny: Frank noticed this too, he didn't open the door for you. Don't hold it against him, he looks nice.
Corey: I hate you ass
Aug 1st
July 2008
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“Adobe Lightroom 2 came out yesterday so it’s like I now have a new...”
– –Moi
Jul 30th
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Jul 30th
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Jul 29th
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"This is High-Risk Seduction. It is not for...
The British Telegraph reports that self-deprecating humor is a keen factor of sexual attractiveness based on a scientifically based two-year study. Naturally, the article cites BAFTA winning actor Hugh Grant as the master at seduction based on his “ability to poke fun at oneself.” While self-mockery has always been a fond hobby of mine, I’m not quite Hugh Grant. I think the lack...
Jul 29th
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Why the Olympics Scare Tech Pros →
Wait, should I be scared? I’m only a part-time tech pro but I’m not worried. What’s the worst that could happen? Dun dun dun…..
Jul 28th
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What I'm Up To
In the interest of Twitter style updates: Finished MGS3, in Act 3 of Metal Gear Solid 4. MGS4 is unbelievably fantastic. Graphics are amazing, running around in secret sneaking mode is more fun than ever before. Listening to The Best of Nina Simone and it’s spectacular. Despite owning most of the songs already, this compilation is by far the best collection I’ve bought. So...
Jul 28th
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Jul 25th
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A Controlled Slide
The big news today about Ford losing a staggering $8.7 Billion loss in a quarter eclipsed a nice piece by the Times about The Road Ahead for Ford. Alan Mually is leading the charge at Ford to un-suckle the tete of Truck/SUV profits.  What’s so interesting about the article is the description of Mulally’s re-education of Detroit. It stuns me to see Detroit vets suggesting that the...
Jul 24th
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Jul 24th
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Jul 23rd
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Jul 23rd
Jul 23rd
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Electric MINI will be in US customer hands in... →
Gold Mine. 
Jul 22nd
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Can Local Web Ads Save Newspapers? - eMarketer  →
No.
Jul 22nd
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Jul 21st
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Choice Tables - Seoul, South Korea - Choice... →
Jul 20th
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What are you dreaming about?
Not girls, cars, GT-R, iPhones, Nikon lenses, Tokyo, girls, Johnnie Walker Blue Label, Han Solo, or VC money. Ecochrome. I dream about Echochrome.
Jul 19th
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We all bat
I saw the midnight IMAX of the Dark Knight returns last night. I am thoroughly exhausted right now but it was completely worth it. The movie is spectacular. It’s an epic experience that is somewhere between Heat and Godfather II and I want to see it again, immediately. Christopher Nolan has written and directed a movie that doesn’t merely service the genre of comic books but...
Jul 18th
WatchWatch
Fantastic little machine. via: maniacalrage: 60 Second MacBook Air Review
Jul 17th
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I am very stupid.
In a moment of absolute grace, I was waiting for the 1 bus as the sun was baking and I dropped my brand spanking new iPhone. I think it was only 4 hours BU (before unboxing) old. It was funny, people were walking by and momentarily stopped as they gawked at the idiot who dropped an entirely obvious iPhone. Impressive right? previously: I am very lucky.
Jul 17th
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Fresh Intelligence : Radar Online : 10 Greatest... →
I didn’t expect this list to be so funny. Kazuhito Tadano is pretty much the funniest Cleveland Indians pitcher ever.
Jul 17th
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I am very lucky.
jayson: hate you.... a lot
johnny: how long was your wait
jayson: i got there at 7:15am, store opens at 9. Got mine at 11:15
jayson: I was number 8 in line
johnny: hahaha
jayson: the line was over 200 people by 10am
Jul 16th
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eugene: how long was the wait? we waited for 3 hours and got out after 4
johnny: i went after lunch, 25 minutes.
eugene: hate youuuuuu
Jul 16th
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Jul 16th
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Jul 16th
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'Spider-Man: The Musical' Open Call Seeks Vocally... →
I would see it with a non-comic book enthusiast. But you couldn’t stop me from cringing.
Jul 15th
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Patton Oswalt's High School Graduation Speech. →
From the man who is deft in standup and thoughtful as Remy in Ratatouille, a great speech.
Jul 15th
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Jul 15th
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Jul 14th
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For Good or For Evil
Uncrate pointed me to GE Caulk Singles a few weeks ago and I signed up for a free sample. They arrived and have been mingling on my desk with empty Starbucks cups and meaningless paperwork while I figure what to do with a single use packet of caulk. I have decided to use the packet for evil but can not figure out something clever enough for it’s use. I will report once the caulk has been...
Jul 14th
“This is journalism to you?”
– http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luYvuRoSzTs via (DaringFireball)
Jul 13th
“I think Jesse Jackson, he’s the biggest player hater”
– Nas Says Jesse Jackson’s ‘Time Is Up’ After Obama Comments - News Story | Music, Celebrity, Artist News | MTV News I can not wait for Nas’ new album.
Jul 11th
What the iTunes Store was for desktops, the App Store is going to be for mobile. Take note Microsoft, RIM, Google, Nokia, Samsung, Nintendo, Sony, EA. The new standard has been set and Apple needs a challenger.
Jul 11th
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Buzzfeed has quickly become one of my new must-reads for it’s quick assortment of wonderful links, memes and topics. For example, their latest story covers a new website called Fake or Not.com that creates a game of distinguishing fake and real breasts. The wonderfulness of Buzzfeed is evident in providing only two links: fakeornot.com: “Play the Game” ehow.com: “Learn...
Jul 10th
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9 > 5
Girls’ Generation (KPOP group with 9 girls) does a cover of Tell Me from the Wondergirls (KPOP group with 5 girls). I am surprised that I like the Girls’ Generation’s version more than the Wondergirls. You’d think a 9 member KPOP group would be chaotic but it is surprisingly charming. Your move JYP.
Jul 10th
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Jul 10th
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Holy Crap I Need a Date
Sibling Rivaly is a resturant that serves the same dish twice, each with the flare of a sibling. It’s a good concept with excellent food. But with a concept like a battle burger I most certainly need to go. So, like prom, homecoming and the first year of college: holy crap I need a date. I’m not going to go all the way to the South End by myself to sample a burger at a nice...
Jul 9th
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Jul 9th
“Why teach drawing to accountants? Because drawing class doesn’t just teach...”
– Mavericks at Work: Where the Most Original Minds in Business Connect (via unalone)
Jul 9th
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Jul 8th
I need to watch Wall-E. And Pixar is, not... →
(via heewonmarina) I concur. AHHHHH! Wall-E!
Jul 8th
Jul 7th
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I like to read. I do not need photos with my reading. I can get my pornography elsewhere. I want a Kindle. maniacalrage: 90 Second Kindle Review After several months of meaning to but not doing it, I’ve finally gotten back to Qwick Reviews. I have three lined up for the next three Wednesdays. First up, The Kindle. If you like books and gadgets and broken gadgets and books without pictures...
Jul 7th
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Jul 3rd
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Less hilarious than they appear
Crowdsourcing is always the best to kill some time. Well sorta, the titles are funnier than the articles themselves. Thanks eHow! You answer all the questions I never dreamed about! How to Seduce a Bank Teller How to Date the Boss How to Seduce an Older Woman How to feel guilt-free when dating multiple men Ok, this article is funny: How to be an internet gangster
Jul 3rd
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Because you'll never do it
Today is a monumental day in the land of Playstation. The 2.40 update to Playstation 3 is finally available and it’s kind of a big deal. Previously, if you had spent 30, 50 or maybe even 100+ hours in a PS3 videogame, you couldn’t really share such an “achievement.” You could tell people “I spent 80 hours playing Gran Turismo and I have $3M to spend on...
Jul 2nd