What the HECK. I got an email from AirTran about “Foolishly” Low Fares and so I thought, FLORIDA. The fares were priced at these amazing prices so I bought a ticket to Florida for a May trip and after I put in my credit card information and everything this is the thank you page. My card hasn’t been charged or anything but its some stupid IT person having a good time mucking around in the system. What the heck is going on in their IT department??From the “april fools!” thank you page:Seriously, did you really think we were selling $9 tickets from Boston? Are you nutts? Oil is $100 a barrel. I need half a benjamin to fill my truck. Yea, fifty big ones. Planes don’t come in hybrids you know, they’ve got these enormous engines the size of great pianos and they’re loud. Like my ex-wife. She is loud, not that she has enormous engines with piano sized things. She was kind of small actually and ran off with an even smaller man. OK i said to my therapist I wouldn’t talk about this but sorry. I’m not deleting this either since that button is stuck. Shucks, Thank you for choosing AirTran Airwars. -KV

What the HECK. I got an email from AirTran about “Foolishly” Low Fares and so I thought, FLORIDA. The fares were priced at these amazing prices so I bought a ticket to Florida for a May trip and after I put in my credit card information and everything this is the thank you page. My card hasn’t been charged or anything but its some stupid IT person having a good time mucking around in the system. What the heck is going on in their IT department??

From the “april fools!” thank you page:

Seriously, did you really think we were selling $9 tickets from Boston? Are you nutts? Oil is $100 a barrel. I need half a benjamin to fill my truck. Yea, fifty big ones. Planes don’t come in hybrids you know, they’ve got these enormous engines the size of great pianos and they’re loud. Like my ex-wife. She is loud, not that she has enormous engines with piano sized things. She was kind of small actually and ran off with an even smaller man. OK i said to my therapist I wouldn’t talk about this but sorry. I’m not deleting this either since that button is stuck. Shucks,

Thank you for choosing AirTran Airwars. -KV

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