its a (speed) trap!

If I were a superstar hustler and international rap artist, I would most certainly get caught in a speed trap. I would also probably have a nice lady friend with me in the passenger seat and I would definitely drive like the banshee devil was chasing after my soul.

However, I am not a hustler rap star. Therefore having JOHNNY WON blazing in vinyl across the top of a windshield or pushing a 1966 Chevy Nova II at 114 MPH seems pretty absurd.

In my mind, it’s extremely likely that I would be pushing a 1970 BMW 2002tii at 105 MPH through speed traps in the middle of the night without a female companion. I think its absurd to think that I’d have a female companion while I was pushing the limits of my imaginary BMW 2002.

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