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Fake David Blaine is a huge dick. Awesome!

thedailywhat:

This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Fake David Blaine is back with more fake street magic that’s at least as real as Real David Blaine’s real street magic.

[vvv.]

(via Ken Jeong Photobombs Kate Upton in GQ’s Slim Corduroy Pants Fashion Shoot: Wear It Now: GQ)

(via Ken Jeong Photobombs Kate Upton in GQ’s Slim Corduroy Pants Fashion Shoot: Wear It Now: GQ)

(via Ken Jeong Photobombs Kate Upton in GQ’s Slim Corduroy Pants Fashion Shoot: Wear It Now: GQ)

(via Ken Jeong Photobombs Kate Upton in GQ’s Slim Corduroy Pants Fashion Shoot: Wear It Now: GQ)

my friend Kyle. 

Everything needs a website. These things don’t sell themselves. 

Honestly, I can’t stop laughing. 

Car Thong [PIC]

Today is the 3rd anniversary of the day a rebellious, clinically depressed and by all accounts bat$h!t insane Britney Spears rolled into a salon and shaved her head. (via Britney Spears Marks Head-Shaving Anniversary - The Hollywood Gossip)

Fantastic holiday.

“Jersey Jetsam” | The New Yorker (via sangwonyoon)

davidcho:

natashavc:

SNOOKS!!! OH GURL.

(via synecdoche)

When watching this live, I had to go back and rewind to make sure I counted the asterisks correctly.

So this is what a saucy wink (so says the New Yorker) looks like.

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Yes ladies, Google is telling you that it is grim out there.