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They’ll never admit it, but viewers love sex. In fact, they love any sort of titillation, with the exception of incest. So focus on that.
Ah, so what not to do. From Wikipedia:
Several of the major characters of the show are at some stage involved in a plot with incestuous themes.[13] Frequently, this theme is linked with questions about murky family lineage. For example, George Michael and Maeby spend most of the series struggling to contain a mutual attraction, despite the fact that they believe themselves to be cousins. There is also Maeby’s interest in Steve Holt, who is also revealed to be her cousin. In the second season, the episode “Afternoon Delight” plays on this theme when Michael and Maeby (and later George Michael and Lindsay) sing the Starland Vocal Band song “Afternoon Delight”, being unaware of its sexual nature. Oscar also (very blatantly) hints that he is Buster’s real father, through his relationship with Lucille. When Buster first learns of the truth, he exclaims, “My father is my uncle!” This theme is also explored in the episode “Family Ties,” through the character of Nellie Bluth, who Michael thinks for a time might be his older sister, but who herself presumes Michael is interested in her for sex. The fact that Nellie Bluth is played by Jason Bateman’s real life sister Justine Bateman (who also starred in the 1980s sitcom Family Ties) lends the plot line an additional layer of comic complication. In addition, Rita, Michael’s mentally challenged girlfriend, has her limited mental capabilities attributed to her parents being cousins. In yet another example of this theme, upon discovering her adoption, Lindsay attempts to seduce her brother, Michael. Gob, out of brotherly competition, later attempts to seduce her. Another running joke throughout the series was Buster’s Oedipal obsession with his mother. This strange relationship is highlighted in the episode “Motherboy XXX,” where Buster says, “Whenever she’d change clothes, she’d make me wait on the balcony until zip-up—and yet anything goes at bath-time.” Buster’s mixed feelings about his mother are also shown through his relationship with his girlfriend and mother’s best friend Lucille Austero, played by Liza Minelli, known as “Lucille 2.”
Amazing.
I already have something that tells me when something is cold.
Classic innovation.
Okay, is everyone tired of this Coors Light can that tells you when beer is cold thing? You know the commercial, (just one of the many) where the man comes home and there is are rose petals on the floor, candles lit in a trail to the bedroom, and his wife standing against the wall in something she just got from Victoria’s Secret? And rather than running to her, he runs to the fridge, and gets excited over his beer which has mountains that turn blue and tell him his beer is cold.
Somehow the geniuses at Coors believe we need a can to tell us when the beer is cold.
And… that the blue mountain-cold beer thing is better than sex.We need a cure for the common cold. We need a cure for cancer. We need to convert to non-polluting power sources. But somehow, someway — there are scientists, and engineers who’ve devoted their careers to discovering the printing ink that changes color with the temperature. Well, I am sure the world will be proud when your obituary is written. It will say: Inventor of the color changing mountains on a beer can dies.
Unwittingly, these modern trailblazers have also invented a technology which tell you when urine gets cold. Because when the mountains turn blue, you know what’s inside is cold, and Coors Light tastes like piss. Ergo…
At the very least, these scientists and engineers must be exciting at parties. Someone can ask: “So what do you do?” and he/she can respond: “I work at Coors and I discovered how to tell when a beer is cold.” And the inquirer will respond: “Buddy, I discovered how to do that when I started drinking, you touch the damn thing.”
Good copy writing can come from anywhere.
If it comes with free refills, I know where I’ll be all day.
An inspired piece of satire from the Onion.
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Jump for joy.
Unless you know, if you have an Audi.
“Yo, check out my USB and Shit. It’s Dope. I fucking store Porn on here and all my research on a super cologne that will help me impregnate all women in the immediate vicinity.”
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