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(via Battlestar Galactica RPG)

Incredible. Is that Chrono Trigger I spy?

“Final Fantasy XIV has a robust character creator.” 

Kotaku

Brilliant. 

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Game Boy condom pack by Ben Marsh. The handheld comes with instructions (NSFW) and a variety of rubbers, each encased in a cartridge spoofing a popular game:

• Ribbed - The Long End of Zelda
• Heat - Dong
• Tingle - Bone Zone 2
• Thin - Super Mario Land of Love
• X Safe - Sextris
• Large - Donkey Shlong

While these are more of an art project than a commercial product, I imagine they’d work effectively as contraceptive devices, in that taking them out would kill the mood immediately. Well, unless you’re this guy.

See also: Dragon Quest Slime Lube

[Via Fuck Yeah GBA, Ben Marsh]

thedailywhat:

Up up down down left right left right camel spin triple lutz Ina Bauer start.

[epicponyz.]

South Korean Fighter Gets Bust Size Change - Kotaku

How to get bigger boobs (in a videogame).

I dug through my room and found this sealed and bagged issue of the now defunct Electronic Gaming Monthly.

This is the February 2006 issue.

Finally, a fitting replacement for Wii Sports Tennis. Grand Slam Tennis ($50; June 16) will be one of EA Sports’ first titles to support the Wii MotionPlus, giving players the most realistic Wii tennis action yet. The game will feature all four Grand Slam events, including Wimbeldon, and if that wasn’t enough, it will star none other than all-time Uncrate favorite John McEnroe. Seriously. 

Grand Slam Tennis | Uncrate

I am all over this shiznit. Seriously, that art style is wonderful.

OMG OMG OMG. This is why I have a PS3, for this moment, to play more Katamari Damacy in 1080p HD. Suck it XBOX 360, I can not wait. 

IT”S ON PS#3!!! SCORE

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danhacker:

‘Dead Rising 2’ Officially Announced by Capcom

Instead if being in a giant shopping mall, the action is set in  the gambling paradise of Fortune City and will take place several years after the first game. This time around the game will not just feature hundreds of zombies, but thousands.

This game has deserved a sequel for a long time and I’m so pleased to see this is finally going to happen.

fucking epic.

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Love this site. 

This melts my heart. I own/owned 1/3 of everything in this picture. 

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I had a tiny heart attack reading this article. This is so wonderful…

Katamari Damacy bento!