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Dating a Banker Girl is Terrifying
- Courtney: *pouting*: You haven’t taken me on a trip since we went to Bermuda in September. What’s going on?
- Charles: Honey, finances are tight right now so my wife has taken it upon herself to check up on all of our accounts. She will notice any big expenditures.
- Courtney: *cute voice*: Wellllllllllllll, what are you going to do to make it up to me?
- Charles: Can we talk later sweetheart? I’m really busy right now.
- Courtney: : No. Give me an answer NOW. Don’t you realize what you have? I’m way too hot to be treated like this. (Disclaimer: Yes, I come across as bratty here, but it typically works when trying to get something out of him)
- Charles *yelling for the first time: in our almost two-year relationship*: I’VE GOT TO FIRE TWENTY PEOPLE BY THE END OF THE WEEK. Z has four kids, X just had a baby girl, Y just sent his son to college and I’ve got to get rid of two of those guys… and you’re complaining about vacations and dinner? God, you are so 24! GROW UP!
- Courtney: *stunned*: Okie dokie, let’s talk later lover.
- http: //dabagirls.wordpress.com/2009/01/23/god-you-are-so-24/
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“Bush is back!”
IS NOTHING RECESSION PROOF???????????????
{feign outrage} {sorta}
Pubic hair, Brazilian waxes, bikini lines, fashion trends | Salon Life
30 Skills Every Woman Should Have Before Turning 30 Should Actually be “What I look for in a GF”
1. Hard boil an egg (Earlier this year, my sister asked me how, but I’ll cut her some slack; she was only 25)
2. Diplomatically tell Mom to butt-out
3. Ace a job interview
4. Ask a man out
5. Send a thoughtful thank you note
6. Listen to a friend in need
7. Ask for help
8. Effectively end an unhealthy relationship (romantic or platonic in nature)
9. Beautifully wrap a gift
10. Say “no” gracefully
11. Whip up a great dinner with the five items in her fridge
12. Forget pleasing him, by 30 a woman should be able to tell her man exactly how to please her
13. Sew a button
14. Mix a kick-ass cocktail
15. Take off her bra without removing her shirt
16. Apply lip gloss in the dark
17. Balance her checkbook
18. Create a budget
19. Find the best deal
20. Negotiate a salary and/or pay raise
21. Read a map
22. Hail a cab
23. Say something in French just for the hell of it
24. Apologize when she’s wrong
25. Dress for her body type
26. Change a flat (or know whom to call to come change it)
27. Spot a fake (handbag, diamond, potential friend…)
28. Feign interest
29. Know what to tip on a $25 dinner bill
30. Hold a baby (Hey, someone you know is bound to have one sooner or later)
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damn it rachel bilson. the sailor agent provocateur swim suit is the greatest swim suit ever. stop making it so awesome.
ohnotheydidnt: Women of GQ - Sexiest Shoots From The Last 5 Years List
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